Wednesday, August 31, 2011
ALL ABOUT ASCENSION
There's two things I have to talk about in this post. Not to be mean, but the first one is for all you people who are new or just can't survive long enough to do anything important. So here we go. First of all, I'll start with the obvious stuff. The Pack-A-Punch machine on Ascension. In the room you spawn in, you need to leave at round three. Leave through the top door. Go left, into the huge open area. Buy the MP5K because its a really good gun for the early rounds. Turn around, and you'll see the area where the grenades are sold. I'm going to call that the stage. So what your gonna do is basically get a lot of points. After that, open the fence/door thing that's right next to the MP5K. Go forward and go into the building on your right. Go up all the stairs. DON'T BUY THE STAKEOUT!!!!! It's a gigantic waste of money. Open the door at the top of the second flight of stairs. That is the power room. Walk forward and hit the power switch. On the wall opposite to the switch, the mystery box sits. It always spawns there to start with. Use the box to your own pleasure. I don't think its that essential until later in the game. So after the power is turned on. Go back to the stage, that's where the first lander is located. Call it to the station then set it off. Calling the lander doesn't cost money, but setting it off is 250. It will take you to the spawn room. Leave out the top room, just like in the beginning of the game, but instead of going right into the MP5K area, you need to go LEFT into the area with the Stamin-up. To your right is another door. Buy it. Go to the back of the that room you just bought. There's the second lander. Buy it. Now that your back at the spawn (again) you need to go out the top door. Go right as though your going to the MP5K. When your walking forward, turn right into the area where the Power room is. DON'T go into it. Go past it and buy the fence/door. Go up the stairs on your right. Then move straight forward up the stairs. There's one more door. Open it and continue up the stairs, past the Speedy-Cola. Go back into that room farther and there is the third and final lander. Buy it and return to the spawn. Now there's only ONE MORE STEP!! Go to the power room. Instead of hitting the power switch, there is a small, green button. Click on it. The huge rocket will launch off. Now, you can go down and follow the drawings on the wall. They point to the Pack-A-Punch machine. There will be a video below of how to do this!
Now, on to the song. There are three things you need to click on, similar to the one on Kino Der Toten. THIS MUST BE DONE WHILE THE POWER IS TURNED ON!!!!!! They are all teddy bears, like the ones that come up when you are unlucky and run the mystery box dry. Go to where the first lander is, in the swamp area. There is a spot for where the mystery box might appear. Look straight at it. Now turn right, and look at the fence. Walk up to it, and go prone. There should be a teddy bear right outside the fence. You might have to look a little bit to find it. You need to be prone to click on it. The second is in the spawn room. Go to the top floor, then turn right. Go to where the Olympia is sold. Keep going past it. There should be several box thingys all stacked up. The first teddy bear is sitting on one. Now, leave the spawn room. Now go to the third lander. (the first one is the one on the stage. The second is the one in the swamp. The third is the one in the room with the Sickle.) To tell you the directions for the third bear, you need to be standing infront of the Speedy-Cola. Now, go down the hallway. When you get to the end, take a right. You need to be facing the wall. Look up. The teddy bear is sitting on the top. You have to jump to reach it. These can be hit in any preffered order. I know the third bear didn't have the best instructions, so I have a video for that too. If you all ever wanna play, I play on ps3 and my username is da-god-fada. I accept all friend requests! Until next time. Heres the video:
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